These "annoying men and women" questions can go on forever, trust me.
Can you think it was suggested that I put it under "etiquette?" XD
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna (This best when the person looks absolutely nothing like the movie star in question)
Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only)
Ask the person next to you, "Are you in the Witness Protection program too?"
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "My, you have a extremely irate property,' she stated governessly."
Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is a lot clearer up here...."
Bring a duffel bag packed with pipe cleaners, styrofoam balls, construction paper, etc. Organize a "Kraft Korner". Make a craft likeness of the individual sitting next to you. Give yourself an "F".
Bring your laptop or computer keyboard without a monitor. Spot it on your lap. Stare into the palm of your hand. Wait. Push the return important a few times. Yell out "Yes! Alright! I told them I didn't need to have a laptop!" Plug the headphones into your nostril and play Doom.
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Chew gum and stick it on the passenger next to you.
Continually provide to share your "Beano".
Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Property Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.
Disco dance in the aisle
Do not use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with a person
During the meal, loudly explain that on time you ate shark fin soup and proceeded to puke all more than the airplane, spewing chunks of shark on the other passengers
Clarify how, 1 time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't actually trustworthy, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die
Fart loudly and act shocked.
Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar
Get a friend to sit on the other side of the plane with a ping-pong paddle. Play ping-pong across the plane. When you shed the ball, scream, "CAN A person GET THAT?!" If nobody does, hit them more than the head until they do
Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang
Give someone a coin, saying "Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I do not"
Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out seeking refreshed.
Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"
Hum the Monty Python theme song.
If somebody has a bad toupee, whack it off.
If you are sitting in an isle seat, scream and collapse into the isle for no apparent reason.
Jump up and scream "AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!"
Lead a revolt against the initial class passengers.
Lean back in your seat, fold your arms behind your head and exclaim, "Thank God for auto-pilot, eh?"
Mess up your hair, untuck your shirt, basically look crude, and mingle with a very first class guy as if you had been long-lost pals
Moon passing Delta planes.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
Pinch the stewardess' butt as she passes.
Pretend you're flying the plane.
Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking every person on the head.
Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning.
Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling "Yeee-ha!"
Say, "Did you know every single time a plane crashes, an angel gets its wings?" Then sigh and stare dreamily into the clouds.
Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.
Show off your Batman underwear.
Sing along with the songs on your Walkman.
Sneeze, using somebody's sleeve rather of your hand to cover it
Snort when you laugh
Speak in Spelling Bee-eese: "Hello. H-e-l-l-o. Hello. Nice weather we're having is not it? Weather. W-e-a-t-h-e-r. Weather."
Spill soda "Accidentally" on the individual next to you.
Sport a kamikaze helmet and goggles. Speak in a low voice into a hand held tape recorder: "Today's date, December 7th, 1941. I was not able to command my own individual plane but achievement shall still be ours...."
Start off a hot dog stand.
Begin singing the Shari Lewis theme, "This is the song that by no means ends, it just goes on and on my pals, some folks started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just due to the fact, this is the song that never ends...." Suddenly realize that you can never ever quit singing. Turn into extremely panicky. Scrawl "Assist me" on a piece of paper and hand it to the individual sitting next to you. Claw at your throat and thrash about in the seat. By no means stop singing.
Steal a businessman's laptop, play solitaire on it.
Suddenly don't forget that you left your iron on. Ask if the pilot would mind going back so you can check.
Switch accents and see if any individual notices.
Tap at the windows, saying "Looks fairly difficult" then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test.
Tell the person next to you your life story, from DNA to that afternoon
Tell your fellow passenger that you just heard the bathrooms had been out-of-order. Then pause and say, "Did you know that peanuts are a natural diuretic?" Smile.
Try to lead plane in song "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner"
When they ask something, pretend that you don't know and you have to go ask someone else. Repeat with every question. (ie., "How are you today?" "How can I support you," "what would you like to order")
When two people kiss in the film, belch real loud.
With a desperate appear, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say "Nevermind. Do you have any towels?"
With a fellow passenger, Re-enact the disco scene in "Airplane!"
With the person next to you, talk about cannabilism among airline crash passengers on deserted islands.
Yell out, "John Lithgow is on the wing!"
Very best answer:
Answer by Xx Deleted xX
LMAO
i may well use some of these
LOL!!!!!!
Know far better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
Orignal From: Q&A: Ever wanted to annoy someone on a plane?
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