What is the best material for an anal toy?

Question by TsToolFan_1980: What is the finest material for an anal toy?
I have a jelly bong. It has a realalistic look to it, but feels stiff although inside and does not really feel all that great.
I heard that cyberskin or true skin is very soft and feals like the actual thing, but would like alot more input to decide on what to acquire.


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Answer by pogmothoingod
Polypropelene, effectively formulated.

There are some newer types of silicone that have a more of a "all-natural" feel to them. They are the identical materials employed on RealDolls incorporated.

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Anybody else poop on their hands when using an anal dildo?

Question by : Anybody else poop on their hands when making use of an anal dildo?
Each and every time I use a butt vibrator, I shit on my hands. Need to have some aid.


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Answer by Just Me
Douche prior to to get rid of the crap. It can get messy!

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Q&A: hey everyone I was trying to get an orgasm that squirts, but how do I know that the fluid isn't just pee?

Question by : hey absolutely everyone I was attempting to get an orgasm that squirts, but how do I know that the fluid isn't just pee?
I have tried this a couple of occasions and I use a vibrating dildo. When i masturbate I get this feeling that I have to pee. Suddenly the feeling goes away and I squirt. I have read that it is suppose to be that way, but I am nevertheless not sure if the flued is pee or the actual deal.. how do I know??? I also tried to sniff it, but i can't tell if it is pee or not... :/


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Answer by Lily<3
Yes, it is pee.
Every time a girl "squirts" its usually pee..
There is absolutely nothing else it could be, but it really is pee
don't be grossed out though, its just what happens.

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luckypoo fans, what can be done to bring these wee "deludos" back to earth, is there such word?

Question by GIGGS is OO7©: luckypoo fans, what can be completed to bring these wee "deludos" back to earth, is there such word?
more like "dildos", liverpool yuk has had a very good begin, I Won't deny that, i supported them 10 years ago, then roman took my heart it was the blue side of london and now I HAVE DECIDED TO Help MANCHESTER UNITED, DOUBLE WINNERS

a question for grown ups if there are any to answer, why are UNITED so much far better than luckyfourth ?


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Answer by I♥LAMPARD
Not 1 word, but six words..



CHELSEA ARE GONNA WIN THE EPL!

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Q&A: If I can put a dildo 5 inches into my vagina, does that mean my hymen is broken?

Question by Jenna: If I can put a dildo five inches into my vagina, does that mean my hymen is broken?
I'm a virgin and I masturbate like everyday and lately I have been employing this small-ish dildo. Like, when I put it in a little bit, I have to push it a little tougher to get it past this sort of barrier .. but then it slides correct in after that. Is that just how my vagina is or is that the hymen I'm stretching by way of? I don't realize.


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Answer by Sunshine
You most most likely broke your hymen with the dildo. Numerous people break their hymen naturally or by being physically active. You are, even so, nevertheless a virgin. Maintain it that way. 1 our of three sexually active people have an STD.

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Question about pornography?

Question by : Question about pornography?
I think a lot of adult video is disrespectful to females it's often about a man doing something to her, not with. I don't like hardcore. I favor soft-core or two girls employing a double dildo, and even then I don't like when either finish is in their anus. I assume that something regarding the anus is disgusting it is not for reproduction, but excretion. I recognize that adult video itself is not about reproduction.

Nonetheless, if a loving couple wants to do whatever, that is fine, as it is mutual. I don't feel that the folks in films are couples they're just working.

P.S.
What is the term for video with two females, whether with a strap-on or double dildo?

For these who are on the other side of the fence, I will not develop out of it, and am severe. I located two adult dvds in the street a handful of days ago. The titles indicated anal intercourse, and I identified exactly what I do not like and a woman fellating a man. I cut them up and they're in the trash.

Please give your answer serious thought. Notice that I did not use slang terms. Please do the identical. I am a heterosexual male.


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Answer by Eric
Ok? Porn is just not your thing then.

Most of the acting porn is what you describe but some of it also skilled teens that appear far more intimate = the genuine stuff.

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Q&A: Should I have to ?

Question by iluvbutts99: Need to I have to ?
My girlfriend and I had a bet in which the looser had to do whatever the winner wanted them to. I lost and she wants me to wear a buttplug for 24 hours straight. I told her I did not want to do that and her response the only way I could get out of it was to let you people make a decision my fate. Majority rules ,whats your vote?


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Answer by Keyser Soze
Suck it up, dude. You lost.

DO IT.

Mr. Soze has spoken.

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Girls, how would you reacts if your crush give you a?

Question by r evans: Girls, how would you reacts if your crush give you a?
buttplug as a joke gift?


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Answer by Jessica marie
I believe i would throw up.

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males masturbating with dildo and sniff out of a glass container. what is it?

Question by : males masturbating with dildo and sniff out of a glass container. what is it?
when guys are masturbating with a dildo, what do they sniff thats in a small glass container? what is it? what does it do?


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Answer by cheeser341
They're known as "poppers" which is a slang term for Alkyl Nitrites. When you inhale them you get a head rush, feel euphoric and it relaxes the smooth muscles in your physique (which includes the sphincter and vagina).

Basically, people inhale them to increase pleasure when having sex .

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Why are most adult toys made for women?

Question by : Why are most adult toys created for girls?
i am up becoming an insomniac following finals and watching an informercial about adam and eve. its created to appear like a residence shopping channel thing lol. All the stuff is for females. im not complaining but id be a lot more embarassed to buy that stuff than i feel a dude would. It seems like 90% of adult toys are for ladies. is there a reason?


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Answer by fouchi44
In fact, toys are made for each guys and women, exactly where else do you assume guys can put dildos? up their backsides!

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Should Straight guys shop at Gay shops for sexual toys.?

Question by Davet: Must Straight guys shop at Gay shops for sexual toys.?
I want to discover distinct sexual activities and have been spending much more time on the net. I come across myself hunting at a lot of stuff marked to gay man that I like. My wife frequently comments about how nice the gay men at her work are and thinks I ought to not be embarrassed by seeking at guys toys. We have a Leather shop near us and it is supposed to have a great selection of toys. I have not spent considerably time in sex shops and most items I have come from on the internet and a lot have been a waist of funds. I have not considerably experiences with anal or nipple play. I saw a guy with huge nipples in one magazine and thought "how cool is that" and my wife stated "see what your missing". I have gone by the shop and did not go in simply because there were some fairly burly guys there in contrast to the guys at my wife's perform who tend to be much more effeminate. What should I do? Man up and go?


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Answer by Ross
Why not whatever floats your boat i say.

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Q&A: How do you clean a toy?

Question by Its Me: How do you clean a toy?
how to you clean a silicone vibrating sex toy with out the silicone braking down?


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Answer by Vertigo Fate
With water. And possibly some pH neutral soap (read: soap).

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Is it okay to plug an air conditioner into a power strip?

Question by Andrew: Is it okay to plug an air conditioner into a power strip?
Is it okay to plug an air conditioner into a power strip? I have a single plug beneath my desk that makes use of a power strip which my laptop or computer runs off of. Is it okay for me to add an air conditioner to this strip? I've heard that air conditioners are not supposed to be in power strips but I have no other selection.

Andrew
Thanks for the aid everyone. Looks like it's not going on the power strip.


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Answer by MaintenanceMan
I would not leave it operating if you are not house.
It could overload the circuit and cause a fire.
Actually you need to have a plug installed.

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Ok, i'm really curious about anal sex and i want to know if any of you feel the same way.?

Question by Alicia D: Ok, i'm genuinely curious about anal sex and i want to know if any of you really feel the exact same way.?
I have never ever tried anal sex but i've often been curious. I have occasionally used toys on that region. I've found the crucial is to relaxing. When i use toys i know i'm in control and so it doesn't hurt due to the fact my hole is relaxed. But i now want to go to the subsequent level and attempt it with my man. I definitely love the feeling of some thing inside my bum hole, especially although i masturbate, it give amazing 'filled' orgasms. And if i'm brutally honest i sometimes really feel horny just doing a large poo! But my man is a bit bigger than any toy i've utilized and i want the very first time with him to be as incredible as all my 'solo' efforts. If it was poor it would put me off and i truly wat to appreciate it! I'm not positive how to ask him either. And I just want to know i'm not alone in feeling this way about anal experiences. Has anybody else gone by means of this?
This is primarily for the girls.
Yet another thing i forgot to say. I learnt the hard way, that you need to use the toilet just before you attempt putting anything in there. Can get a bit messy otherwise. Girls if you haven't tried this then you seriously need to take into account it! It is turn into a bit of a routine for me. Use the toilet, lube up the small dildo and work it in, then masturbate as usual. The very best orgasms i've ever had!
I've heard guys say it but i think i'm the only girl who take pleasure in a good poo now and then!


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Answer by dmckinner
Anal sex rocks!!!! He will love knowing that you wanna try it! Just tell him to take it slow and simple, use lots of lube, and be certain to unwind!!!!

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What's the first thing you think of when you see this???

Question by Gummi Bear Devourer II: What is the initial thing you believe of when you see this???
http://www.whangdoodle.us/pictures/interviews/grimace-buttplug.jpg


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Answer by maggie3
Coincidence? I feel not.

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Is it normal to like anal play if your a straight guy ?

Question by : Is it standard to like anal play if your a straight guy ?
I want to attempt the genuine thing some day i used thing like my finger and other home hold issues but not a dildo but to scared to get one particular lol.

watching porn had been a girl does a guy with her toy turns my on some and want to attempt it but if a ask a gf if i had a single she feel less of me or not be into it or run for the hills and end up telling each and every one in the world and i can live with that.

need to i let this go and forget about it?

i may well just get a modest dildo and attempt it. I could discover a gay guy i can trust but i do not know how to go about it.


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Answer by JayD
who cares what is 'normal' or not, if it feels very good to you then so be it, who cares what other individuals feel.

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Whats the best edible anal lube?

Question by Jen.kuhnt: Whats the best edible anal lube?
Whats the finest Edible anal lube?
will this also work for my vagina?


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Answer by Ron Bork
Probably the greatest call would be to get some Bubble Tea, and save all the bubbles. These will serve as anal beads, and then when popped will magically turn into edible lube for you and your family to appreciate!

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If a man has a small penis, can a man wear a hollow strap-on on his girlfriend/wife?

Question by : If a man has a tiny penis, can a man wear a hollow strap-on on his girlfriend/wife?
I need to know how ladies really feel about this, or how i ought to go about asking her. Or if i ought to ask her at all. I just want to fully satisfy her and really feel secure with myself and our relationship.


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Answer by Mr. Inappropriate
Eat that milky way. That is surely to satisfy her. Pu$ $ y for lunch!

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Q&A: Do sex lubricants expire?

Question by Susan C: Do sex lubricants expire?
I just had some anal sex with a dildo using a sex lubricant but noticed later that the lubricant was about three years old. What could this do to me if it was expired. It has been open just before.


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Answer by dangerouzlee
As far as I can tell lube does not expire. It's made with so many synthetic components that it just stays in the exact same state. Be confident to use water based lubes only and keep in mind to check the bottle or packet for any feasible expiration dates.

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Are men intimidated if their GF/Wife has a dildo larger than them?

Question by : Are males intimidated if their GF/Wife has a dildo bigger than them?
and has a pet name for the damn factor? Then has the nerve to call you up and asks you to choose up batteries for AKA (Mr. Large)


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Answer by Osama Bin laden
LOL.

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Q&A: How do you other parents deal with this?

Question by Mary: How do you other parents deal with this?
Okay, I've got to vent. I've got three kids(twin b/g three yr olds and a 19 mon old boy), and I have to put every thing up high exactly where they cannot touch it. I reside in base housing and we only have 3 bedrooms. Our personal computer and our added tv are both in the livingroom with our other television, result in our bedroom is way too tiny for either a single, and our kitchen is so tiny that our kitchen table is in the livingroom too. I in fact had to put the other tv and our laptop or computer in a corner and use a huge play area fenced to block it from the kids. There is no gate to it, so we have to step over it to get to the computer, television, and our other game systems. I wanted to put a tall floor fan in the kids' bedrooms, but I can't. They do not listen, and will touch the fan, attempt to put their fingers in it, will turn it on and off repeatedly, or pull the plug out of the wall. I've tried plugging it behind a dresser, but they pull the cord. I've popped their hand and butts, put them in time out, and tried explaining why not to touch the fan The tall fan is now in the livingrom in our"fenced in region", so they cannot touch it.They do not listen. No form of punishmnet or explanation functions. So now I want to put a medium sized fan (black/yellow with a manage and two outlets) in the boys' space, but the fan is too heavy for a wall shelf and the dresser is brief adequate that my three yr olds can reach the on/off button). So now I'm going to have to get a shelf from walmart that can stand on the dresser. Its a single of those shelves that is two huge squares which can be portion of an entire massive shelf or bookcase, if you decide on to acquire all of the pieces. I had to do that in my daughter's room, and her dresser is taller than theirs, but not tall enough. Anyway I'm just sick of getting to devote much more time and funds just to get one basic factor done. I'm tired of continually getting to be super creative. I in fact had to take the ceiling light bulbs out of the kids' since my oldest son wouldn't quit turning the lights on and off. I lastly put them back in soon after 9 months, so he does not don't forget them getting in there now. I don't know what I'm going to do as they get taller and older. This is all so frustrating. I'm obtaining my daughter tested for Autism, and I assume my oldest son has ADD since of some significant stuff he does, his behavior, and his attitude, then I've got my 19 mon old who tries to mimic them each, and they all commence mimcing each other. So its very hard finding by means of any of them and producing them behave. How do other parents deal with a situation like this? Any other people have kids this close in age who do not listen and act this way?
Oh and my kids have a table lamp in every space on the dressers. They are just tall enough to maintain the children from reaching the on/off button, and up against the wall so they catch reach the cords. So that is why I was in a position to take out the celing lights.


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Answer by fcm703
If it helps any, you have my depest sympathy.
One day all too soon they will be grownups.
Hang in there...

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is my mum a lesbien? Michael Jackson Site? Worried!?

Question by -Allie-: is my mum a lesbien? Michael Jackson Site? Worried!?
Okay so considering that michael jackson died my mum has been going on this michael jackson tribute portrait site and are family members enjoy michael jackson and we were all depressed in our house when he died even my 18-20year old brothers and she has began going spiritual and all mediation but the thing is she lately told us she has fallen in enjoy with this WOMAN from canada and we are from england .

she has mentioned her allot before as a friend but now she is serious the woman is coming more than in like two weeks to our house and then apparently she is going to come across a job and attempt to get a visa to come more than right here or some thing to reside here in december, our loved ones tease individuals and joke about allot and we had been kidding saying my mums a lesbian and she laughs about it but she says '' im not a lesbian im in really like with 1 woman''

i stated that she hasn't even met her correctly and she is coming more than? she talks to her on skype and facebook but i preserve hearing her talking about vibrators, and double sided dildos it is actually freaking me out ... it would scare me if i heard her talking dirty and about what sexually active factors they would do with a man , but a woman? that is even worse i do not know what to do it creeps me out im only 13 , how is she going to clarify all that to my grandmother it is wrong . i really feel like turning round and saying one thing like '' i do not like pedophiles but i want to date 30 year olds'' okay so maybe im going slightly crazy right here but come on would not you it is weird she claims the woman is her twin and she cant assist who she falls in really like with wtf?


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Answer by Give it a attempt
ask her. possibly it is just a phase. but the a single way to actually know is to just ask her.

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Would Head and Shoulders work as lube for anal?

Question by burgessaz: Would Head and Shoulders function as lube for anal?
Me and my boyfriend have been wanting to expirement with anal for awhile, and we are right here at the hotel tonight but we each forgot lube! The only factor we have is head and shoulders, would it operate? Im thinking since it mousterizes your scalp and head it must mousterize my anus into relaxation so he can do his work. Would this work?


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Answer by Terri R
You could attempt it,you may well be farting bubbles for a although although! lol Great luck!

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Males masturbating with dildo and sniff out of a glass container. what is it?

Question by : Males masturbating with dildo and sniff out of a glass container. what is it?
when guys are masturbating with a dildo, what do they sniff thats in a little glass container? what is it? what does it do?


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Answer by drgnsldr_7
I'm gonna take a stab at it and say it really is cocaine. That is honestly the only factor I can assume of. If you had a description os what was in the container, or what the container was shaped like, I may well have a more concrete answer.

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my dog just got neutered, his balls were a little swollen?

Question by alexmissesu: my dog just got neutered, his balls had been a little swollen?
and we took him to the vet.. he gave us some antoiflamatory lotion and now his but is smelling weird.. its not his anal glads because those smell like fish and I would recognize the smell. It didnt smell when we took him to the vet, could it be he infection that is causing the swelling, causing the smell too?


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Answer by alicorc101
Could be, I would call them and ask (cost-free).

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Q&A: Vaseline an okay lubricant for anal sex?

Question by ashley.jayne: Vaseline an okay lubricant for anal sex?
My partner and I completely know that we are each STD/STI free of charge, and consequently, do/will not use condoms during anal sex. We had been questioning... is utilizing vaseline as our lubricant okay for this act? We haven't utilized it however, because we didn't have all of the details on it. Is it healthy to use for the both of us? I don't have sensitive skin and neither does he... so will it bother/irritate my bum or his member? Should we take any precautions when employing it? Must we bathe afterward and make positive it really is all out and off?

Thanks!


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Answer by Fountain of Youth
ya it is fine if no condoms

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Q&A: I have big bumps around butt hole?

Question by Natalie: I have huge bumps about butt hole?
They are like mole shaped but there are a lot of them in a ring around my butt hole. They hurt and itch a tad. What are they? Also, I can't go to the medical doctor because I'm going on holiday tomorrow. I don't do anal or put any toys up there.


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Answer by arcadiainn
Warts? See you Dr when you get back.

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Question about Anal Toys, Etc?

Question by trifaz25: Question about Anal Toys, And so on?
I have a buddy who likes the feel of a thing cold up "there". Tried ice but that melts and makes a mess. Is there any Anal Toys out there that would be good for him? Or any other suggestions?

Also he likes extended chain necklaces as he likes the coldness really feel of it touching, laying on "certain parts" during oral sex... Any other concepts he might like instead of a extended chain necklace? Which is rather odd and not simple to discover a Lengthy necklace haha. Naturally the notion of it becoming Extended is so it can touch and lay.... You get the thought haha.

Thanks for the assistance! Seriously answers Only please. If you can not answer my concerns then please do not respond! It is ok to contact me directly if needed, due yahoo guidelines and in depth discussion on this subject.


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Answer by escape plot
attempt a carrot

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Is it safe to use Johnson's hand lotion as anal lube?

Question by : Is it safe to use Johnson's hand lotion as anal lube?
It does not say something about not being secure for internal use on the bottle, but I want to just make confident.


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Answer by livewire9
water base lube is not costly, and anybody can purchase it... it is stocked subsequent to the condoms at the drug store... USE IT...

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are there any sex toy stores online that do not take credit cards?

Question by fat joe snow: are there any sex toy stores on-line that do not take credit cards?
i live in a small town no exactly where close to malls or anything an i wont a vibrator but i do not have a credit card to get one particular are there any retailers that wil let me send money to them?


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Answer by Manna
Don't assume so!

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can a woman have sex if they have a butt plug inside?

Question by tnitty: can a woman have sex if they have a butt plug inside?
what can a woman do and not do with a butt plug inside??


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Answer by Terry
A woman can have plain ( namely : vaginal ) sex , and both she and her partner will feel a stronger , tighter sensation . If she is actually flexible she can also carry out anal sex with the plug inside of her .

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Q&A: When having Anal Sex the condoms keep breaking even when i use lubrication, what should i do?

Question by JaymesSuicide: When getting Anal Sex the condoms keep breaking even when i use lubrication, what must i do?

I am a homosexual.


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Answer by Marcus
That is strange. Attempt much more lube and a distinct brand of condom. You do not require special condoms for anal sex so they should not be breaking.
M

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what do STRAIGHT guys think of toys in their butts?

Question by smartsexycurvy: what do STRAIGHT guys feel of toys in their butts?
why my bf won't lets me put my vibrator in his butt durin sex? is this somethin that is not ok for me to expect? i would just like to tries it that all but he do not like this thought. straight mens is this ok wit u, why or why not?


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Answer by shantel a
guys are strange mine asked me the same queation i think its just odd. if the want a girl they shouldnt want a plastic dick in the butt.

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What kinds of sexual activity do you enjoy? Are you male or female?

Question by Jade196: What sorts of sexual activity do you enjoy? Are you male or female?
Anal, oral, vaginal? Sex toys? BDSM?

Do you disapprove of any sexual actions and why?


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Answer by Stefanie Depefanie
I'm female and I like it all (though there are some limits to the amounts of crazy BSM stuff I would do, but some bondage/spanking I like :p).
I disapprove of anything sexual with those who can't choose -ie. kids, mentally disabled and animals. In my country, animal porn is nevertheless legal (or lately prohibited) and I feel that is disgusting.

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Sex Toy for my partner and I.?

Question by phoenix_rogers: Sex Toy for my partner and I.?
I am searching for a for her sex toy or toys to use in fore play and intercourse. We have use vibrator rings and really like them.
http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/Pro…
http://www.trojancondoms.com/Item/Pro…
these are two of the items we got final night and loved. We like the high intense vibrations from them. So we are looking to get a Vibration ring that has a high intense vibration than is straightforward to clean and to change batteries(no the a single we got cannot do that). We also believed that wireless remote controlled vibrating panties my be fun. Ideas on these goods would be great. Also If you have any other suggestions for us please post them. Also if you could add the URL or Link that will be excellent. FYI no stupid posts i do report them. Thanks for your assist and ideas.
We are also NOT searching for anything to massive and crazy we are new to the toys thing.


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Answer by pelican
Come across an adult shop in your region and you will be able to appear at what is available and select for oneself.

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Did i just squirt???

Question by hipster: Did i just squirt???
So these days I was masturbating with my dildo and i notice there was some sort of clear fluid splashing everywhere! it wet my bed! This was all ahead of I orgasmed.... did i squirt or was it some thing else?


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Answer by DocBC XXVII
Your dildo melted.

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How should I tell him his butt crack is showing?

Question by : How must I tell him his butt crack is showing?
I just started school. In class there is a good new kid who aids me from time to time (he's actually excellent at math). His crack tends to hang out from time to time (he tends to space out and not comprehend it), but I do not tell him, given that I don't want to embarrass him getting as he is the new kid.

Nonetheless, these two girls who sit behind him are getting full jerks to him. They'll snicker and make truly rude comments about his weight and exactly where he comes from behind his back. What angers me the most is that as a prank, one of the girls will act all sweet in front of him and ask for aid. Even though he is distracted and not searching, the other girl will be throwing small spit balls, or food crumbs down his crack. Given that they are small issues, he does not notice what is been thrown down his underwear. The sly smiles I see on the girls' faces makes me want to punch them!

I've asked the girls to stop, but they keep saying "Quit guarding your boyfriend! his crack is stinking up the area and we are plugging it in." I hate it when they say that! He's not my boyfriend, but he should not be treated like crap!

What can I do? Really should I be blunt and say "hey, just wanted you to know that those girls are only pretending to be good. Rather they are throwing stuff down your crack" or should I attempt to make it into a light hearted situation and say "hey [kid's name], I hate it when folks play basketball behind me. You may well want to make certain you are showing an open basket for them!"


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Answer by Stellar Dawn 2011
It doesn't matter if he is the new kid. Tell him straight up that his crack is showing ahead of he embarrasses himself the subsequent day.

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Is it hard to disassemble a vibrator? or where can I buy a variable-speed, small, vibrating device?

Question by Abel Skivver: Is it tough to disassemble a vibrator? or exactly where can I buy a variable-speed, small, vibrating device?
I want to create one thing with a variable vibration speed and sex-toys are genuinely the only items I can assume of with compact vibrating mechanics.

the device I want to construct would also be usually "dildo-sized"

(no, not for what you feel...)


Greatest answer:

Answer by aviophage
Fortunately, vibrating motion is employed in a quantity of other situations. You can get an electric bell or buzzer at any hardware retailer.

Have fun with it.

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I am planning on opening a chain of stores called Sex Toys Are Us. How do I penetrate the market?

Question by gyorzxk: I am planning on opening a chain of shops called Sex Toys Are Us. How do I penetrate the market place?



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Answer by HEAT WAVE
with KY jelly

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The why's of men... can you add to them?

Question by Paul in Alaska: The why's of men... can you add to them?
Something to make you chuckle but I put the real answers down at the bottom! Perhaps you could add some? 10 points to the greatest response.

The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO Guys Grow to be SMARTER In the course of SEX?
(due to the fact they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY Do not Girls BLINK For the duration of SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?
(they do not quit to ask directions)

four. WHY DO Guys SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(since their balls fall more than their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

five. WHY Were Men GIVEN Larger BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they will not hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE Men Ahead of Girls?
(you need to have a rough draft prior to you make a final copy)

7. HOW A lot of Guys DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(do not know.....it by no means occurred)

One for the ladies:

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry space, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied.
"What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "BUDWEISER."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you...."
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"It really is just too hot to wear clothes these days," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you believe the neighbors would assume if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Almost certainly that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, very good seeking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to recognize my man Adore to forgive him And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do small boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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Okay….. here's the real answers to some of them!

1. Why do guys grow to be smarter during sex?
A: Simply because we know there's no sweeter location in the globe than generating love to a woman!!!
two. Why do not ladies blink in the course of sex?
A: It's function playing. Simply because they're closing their eyes so they can pretend we really are God, "Oh God! Oh God!"
three. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: Since no female is ever satisfied with just 1 of anything
four. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Like bats, we're sending out sound waves as an early detection system, seeking for ladies we can do 1,two,&three with
five. Why had been guys given larger brains than dogs?
A: Okay… the answer above is probably appropriate
6. Why did God make guys before women?
A: God's the initial construction worker and he wanted a drinking buddy but then, you know how it is when two construction workers are together, they needed a woman to ogle and make cat calls at! Duh!
7. How several guys does it take to put a toilet seat down?
A: I don't truly recognize this question
8. What do you call an intelligent, very good-looking man?
A: Gay

Here's some that weren't answered but really should have been:
1. Why don't men take "No" as an answer from a woman?
A: Generally it signifies we haven't spent adequate funds so we get confused by this answer!
2. Why do guys constantly stare at women's breasts?
A: We're attempting to be wholesome and drink nothing but organic milk and like ladies, we're just shopping, checking to see if the item is worth the value!
3. Why do guys consistently stare at women's behinds?
A: Do women actually not know the answer to this 1? See my #5 above
four. Why do men grow to be tongue-tied about stunning girls?
A: Because we're attempting to calculate in our mind's if we have sufficient cash to satisfy the woman we're trying to talk to.
five. Why is it a man who does not look great can see Adonis as his reflection although a woman who looks like Venus sees an overweight hag as her reflection?
A: Since she's not satisfied with the quantity of cash her existing man has spent on her and she thinks it's her looks although the man has the woman!


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Answer by preiouspearl
Why do men feel just because they are married and they are no longer live with their mother, that the wife have to choose up where the mother left off? My thing is if his mother didn't give it to him as a child, why should the new wife have to suffer and keep up with this moma's boy expectations? That's a tip for ALL the new soon-to-be wives out there.

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What is the best way to kick your gay son out of the house?

Question by Concerned Mother: What is the very best way to kick your gay son out of the residence?
I just lately found out he was gay. I accepted that he was gay but it has turn into too considerably. I just walked in on him masturbating with one of MY dildos! I want him out of my life FOR EVER!!


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Answer by Richard M
I hope this is a joke.

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what would you recommend for someone interested in bondage (dominant)?

Question by zems: what would you recommend for an individual interested in bondage (dominant)?
im 18 male and i finally get to do this stuff since i can discover people my own age. i have only carried out a small bit of bondage but im experienced in the sex area. i wanna know what sex toys i should get and what you recommend from your experiences. i like getting dominant and getting my own slave or an individual i can just mistreat a small but nonetheless have sex with. i like getting the master.


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Answer by Jay
not my scene.......but I believe as a newbie you have to learn by getting a boy for a Master or Dad. He'll teach you the ropes (literally). Guess some guys usually want to stay the sub and some go on to be a Master and perhaps you can be each. Just like when you very first start off carrying out anal: even if you want to be Leading they say you ought to start as a bottom so you know what its like. (me: 99% bottom and kewl with that)

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Q&A: is it normal to like anal play if your a straight guy ?

Question by : is it standard to like anal play if your a straight guy ?
I want to try the actual factor some day i utilized thing like my finger and other home hold things but not a dildo however to scared to buy one lol.

watching porn were a girl does a guy with her toy turns my on some and want to attempt it but if a ask a gf if i had 1 she believe less of me or not be into it or run for the hills and finish up telling each one in the globe and i can live with that.

must i let this go and forget about it?
must i purchase a modest dildo and attempt it out on my self?
i could find a gay or bi guy i can trust and attempt it out as well, but i have to trust him .


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Answer by Dave
Some girls will be into it - it stimulates your prostate at the base of your penis.

Thats why guys come when getting anal sex.

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Planning to buy another dildo?

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Q&A: Outrageous electric bill. 2022 kwh! for two people!?

Question by Themanintheyellowhat: Outrageous electric bill. 2022 kwh! for two people!?
I live in columbia MO and I just got our utility bill for the month and appearantly we used 2022 kwh. The reading on the meter is consistant with the bill, but it is impossible that we employed that much power. We live in a two bedroom apartment on the ground floor, we have a gas stove and I think our heat is gas as nicely, I know two of the other three apartments have gas heat, our only huge appliance is our fridge, and even if our heat is electric we maintain it in the low 60's. My laptop is typically plugged in, other than that we have two tv's, 1 modest affordable 1 that the cable is on and a nice hd one for games and movies. only one is on at a time, though normally for numerous hours a day (we often have men and women hanging out here). we do not have a lot of lights and we are excellent about turning them off. I have an alarm clock, and that is actually it. The building has a washer and dryer downstairs but the dryer is broken (nonetheless) so they don't really get utilized.

We are fairly certain that our landlords have screwed us with the utilities ahead of. In the course of the summer when we had a subleaser who by no means utilized the ac and only had a tv, the bill was $ 180 (this 1 is 250) and then the month we moved in it was even greater. We talked to our landlords and they stated they would send someone over to "check it out" and then all of the sudden our bill dropped practically a hundred bucks the next month.everyone else in the building's utilities had been as high as ours at the time, and then when they mentioned it to our landlords their bills dropped too. Last month's bill was about 100 bucks and even though I nevertheless think that is fairly high I can live with that. The organization that manages our developing manages genuine estate for fraternities and sororities in the location and our creating is owned by a fraternity subsequent door. They currently have a butt load of christmas lights up. The only things I can think of are that either our meter is broken, or we have been hooked back in to the fraternity subsequent door. What ought to we do?


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Answer by LRM
Contact the power company your self. They can draw historical records for your unit to tell you what is "standard." If items are genuinely askew soon after this bit of research, ask them to come out and look for signs of misuse (neighbors drawing off your power, and so on). Great luck, it stinks getting ripped off!!!

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I think my boyfriend is trashy and he disgusts me...?

Question by : I think my boyfriend is trashy and he disgusts me...?
My boyfriend has always been trashy but I had constantly summed it up to immaturity as his close friends are truly immature and stupid. Their main objective in life is to get laid, they dont care who it is, what the girl looks like, if they think she's ugly, they will just drink far more.

I'm 5'3, blonde, blue eyes, thin but curvy with a 34C cup. I have no problem finding male attention and I had heard countless times that I am out of his league. He even came residence from perform the other day and said that his boss asked him how he got a girl that was "way out of your league like that". We have been together about a year and a half and still have sex once a day, and on weekends, usually two or three occasions a day. If he does not have sex with me at least when in the day, I get actually mad. I am willing to be kinky, and we have carried out some kinky things involving toys, lingerie, etc. I have a healthy sex drive for a 22 year old girl and I'm fairly open to trying new points.

What disgusts me about my boyfriend is that he is so vulgar and trashy. We had been in the sex shop and he picked out this repulsive cheetah print peice of lingerie that was generally a bathing suit with no place for the boobs. I stated no and moved along since I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one thing so cheap and tacky. Then, that night, we were getting anal sex and he known as me a dirty whore. I was so upset by this. I'm cool with dirty talk but not when he's calling me degrading names that make me really feel negative about myself. I asked him to by no means do that once again, he stated he was sorry and we moved on.
Then last night soon after sex, I was talking about my friend who is going in for a boob job right now. I said "I would in no way think about getting a boob job." he stated "your boobs are great, but I would like them greater if they had been bigger."
Ummm.... okay?
He has had sex with about 6 girls prior to me, and all of them were fat, ugly, skanky, or all of the above.
WHen we had been together for 6 months, I caught him text messaging fat slutty girls asking them for images of their huge, gross, fat girl boobs.
Also, he watches porn which I find to be repulsive. I do not see how any person can be turned on by some skank obtaining jizzed on her face by two random guys who do not even speak english.
I honestly am beginning to be very disgusted by him.
He is a fantastic boyfriend is each and every other way. We do have great sex, he is usually attempting to make me happy, and we have a lot of fun toether. I personally have in no way truly listened when individuals said I was out of his league. But lately, I am beginning to wonder... I know a lot of people will say he's just getting a typical guy and I'm being a prude and to get over it, but I do not know if I can. Are there not guys out there who have greater standards? It all appears so desperate to me.
It now makes a girl a whore for wanting to have sex with her boyfriend every day? I have to wait for two-3 days to have sex, just so my boyfriend who I'm completley faithful to wont believe I'm a whore?
Then possibly i should get a 2nd boyfriend who can fill in on the days I'm supposed to be witholding from my boyfriend, then he will not feel I'm a whore....
God I hate guys.


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Answer by Nichole G
You appear like you know the solution to your "question".
Dump his ace :)

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Q&A: Is it possible to plug headphones into a regular speaker port in my computer and get sound?

Question by dave529: Is it possible to plug headphones into a typical speaker port in my computer and get sound?
My old personal computer speakers don't operate anymore, but I do have a pair of speakers which plug into headphone jacks. I tried plugging them into the green speaker port and I got no sound. My CDRW drive has a headphone jack but I got no results with that either. Is there a special adapter I can get for it? Thanks.


Very best answer:

Answer by webmaster_trainee
Well there are larger adapters but if you have a 3.5mm jack (standard) there ought to be no dilemma. Attempt and Fiddle with your sound bars or make positive your earphones are working but it really should work fine.
Hope it helps...

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I need a good homemade dildo, not to big but not small either?

Question by : I need a great homemade dildo, not to large but not tiny either?
I'll use anything, I've accurate it all phones, toothbrushes, vibrating things, a carrot, shower head, hot dog, I mean every single thing I can discover on here so can an individual plz use there imagination and locate one thing by the way I'm 14


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Answer by Tony
Wii/PS3/Xbox controller??? >.>

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Q&A: Have I overdone it (not for kids)?

Question by : Have I overdone it (not for youngsters)?
I'm a guy, 24. I've been anal masturbating with huge toys on a really frequent basis for a number of years and now my anus seems to have gotten larger and fairly flaccid, really dimly resembling vaginal lips. I would also use a lot of lube back then but now I just put a few drops and items slide in with no problem. Really should I be concerned about this?


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Answer by MsJamers RN
When poop begins falling out of your anus, you ought to be concerned.

Don't sneeze. :)

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Q&A: Experimenting couple (anal play).... Guidance needed!?

Question by : Experimenting couple (anal play).... Guidance necessary!?
Hi,

My girlfriend and I have been experimenting recently with new points and have begun to discover anal play on me from her. Following attempting this a few times with her using her finger throughout intercourse, Im interested in us perhaps making use of some toys with this or other issues? Has anybody got any recommended toys to use and exactly where to get them from? We are interested in purchasing one thing or somethings soon!
Like I stated, were really new to this and are interested in trying many diverse things, so any recommendations about this topic would be wonderful. Searching for LOTS of different types of suggestions please!

Many thanks!!


Greatest answer:

Answer by eight ball
In my Christal ball I see both of you creating appointments with a proctologist !

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Q&A: online sex shop that accepts paypal?

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What Fisher Price toy used to kick butt in your childhood?

Question by Louisiana Boy™ - Go Baylor!: What Fisher Cost toy used to kick butt in your childhood?
i had a blue bootleg piano and a telephone that i had because i was like two. i don't have the piano but i have the telephone and it still functions. it even has the very same batteries.


Finest answer:

Answer by <3<3<3
Was Hungry Hungry Hippos Fisher Cost? Due to the fact I freakin LOVED that game.

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My 9 year old bird is scratching his butt?

Question by ™♥LoVe♥: My 9 year old bird is scratching his butt?
My 9 year old cockatiel does this factor where he sits on his cage and rubs his butt back and forth and the edge of his cage. He just started doing it about a month ago. I'm concerned because Its all he does all day long and If you come near him although he's carrying out it, he will charge at you and try to bite you and he turn into quite territorial.Is this typical behavior? I've tried to get him to play with his other toys but he doesn't. Do you have any suggestions of toys that I could acquire for him that he may like?


Finest answer:

Answer by sweetroll
There is a significant oil gland on the back of your birds tail that may be clogged and is irritating him.
A vet who knows birds will be in a position to tell. It can get infected.
Birds with health troubles can be aggressive due to the fact they do not feel well.

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Are there straight guys that like anal pleasure?

Question by Spanky Monkey: Are there straight guys that like anal pleasure?
disposable account right here so i figured i'd ask the closeted concerns.

1 way or an additional, i discovered that i truly like the pleasure of anal toys, and even at 1 point had buht secks with a guy (receiving, zero interest in giving) but that was a 1 time thing, and have in no way had any interest in males, as they are not attractive to me. Now a transvestite, that is an attractive person to me (when convincingly female) because my brain sees it as a female with a penis, not a guy with long hair and boobs.

So just where does this put me? Straight but just slightly bicurious? Absolutely nothing about males attracts me, in truth a woman with a strapon would be best for me!

Despite the fact that i could see myself seriously dating a convincingly female transvestite in a manner no distinct than a normal girl.


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Answer by Edgar R
uhh no, lol. if they do there not straight, lol.

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Which anal toys are best?

Question by Edo: Which anal toys are greatest?
My girl wants an anal toy for double fuck. which ones actually feels nice?


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Answer by Veronica C
Ones made especially for that purpose. A trip to the ER is not cool...

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is it safer to buy sex toys in shops or online?

Question by Heart ♥ breaker: is it safer to get sex toys in shops or online?
i want to get a bullet...but i dont want to get one at the store...is it secure to get it on the internet?


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Answer by Sujath M
if you don't want ur credit card number to get accessed then it is should safer to buy it at the shops

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How to have lesbian sex?

Question by : How to have lesbian sex?
Okay, me and my friend are both straight freshman girls, and the last time I spent the night, we had been playing the "Nervous Game". We never ever got to the point where one of us got nervous. But we by no means got to the point of truly getting nude and having sex. She told me that the next time that I invest the night, we'll go "all the way". I'm planning on Taking a double sided dildo to her property, but I really do not know how to have lesbian sex. We actually want to attempt, and I don't want to finish up in any awkwardness after the very first few minutes. If you could give me any pointers, I'd truly appreciate it(:


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Answer by Melody♫♪
Watch porn you'll find out in about 2 seconds of watching it .
But remember maintain it basic and don't use the strap ons just yet .
Melody ♫♪

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Q&A: Important question ? Yes or NO.?

Question by Heights!: Essential question ? Yes or NO.?
Numerous Girls and Boys do not get time for Regular STD testing from physician.
So Inflatable dolls and Sex toys must be distributed in each and every city, like Condoms are free of charge at Health dept .?


Star Please if you can .


Finest answer:

Answer by Jenna Maye -Kare
NO HAHA
UR DEMENTED

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Is it safe to buy used sex toys from eBay?

Question by Bill P: Is it secure to buy used sex toys from eBay?
I am considering the buy of a butt plug that the seller says has been "used but thoroughly cleaned". I know there is nonetheless danger, but if I drown it in alchohol for a couple of hours then in hydrogen peroxide for a couple of hours, is there still a threat of contracting an STD? How can I get rid of that risk?

I can't afford new toys at the moment. I just want to acquire this one, clean it much more, and use it. Do not post about that its been used by someone and it really is gross... I am just concerned with safety.


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Answer by box
no

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Q&A: Are you a Real Man Of Genius?

Question by : Are you a Actual Man Of Genius?
are u any of these

Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
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Mr. Underwear Inspector #12
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Really should I abstain from sex with my girlfriend & strap-on penetration if we're attempting to get me pregnant utilizing my male partner? I'm hearing mixed opinions on if I ought to wait and build up I-don't-know-what? I assume that is bogus. I assume plenty of ladies must get pregnant that play with dildos themselves, even maybe although they conceived. So why ought to a strap-on dildo penetrating me have something to do with my chances of conceiving? If it is correct, for whatever cause, how extended just before and right after do I have to go without???? It is really stressing me out to abstain from sexual anything with my gf, and I read everywhere that tension, in truth, prevents probabilities of successful sperm to egg connection! My gf is the one who's gun-ho about me acquiring pregant, and picked out this man, really, so I don't assume the concern is emotional or mental. I have teased her about that becoming the reason she doesn't believe we should do something, and specifically with a big dildo. Judging her reaction, she desires me, too, but really believes I shouldn't be already turned on, or pleasured prior- like it effects my ovulation. (Which by-the-way, I am within 24 hrs, according to Ovulation Prediction Kit I utilized this morning) I wanna be proper, so we do not have to keep away from performing what we each want just due to the fact it happens to be also the appropriate time for me to try for a infant. My theory is, a lot of girls who cheat get pregnant, and plenty of females who have really well endowed husbands or bf seem to have no issue conceiving, so I do not believe anything my girlfriend's issues. If her theory is appropriate, & we shouldn't have sex just before, how long prior to should we abstain, or how lengthy following sex to get pregnant must we not fool about? Does the size of a dildo a girl makes use of have something to do with her probabilities of acquiring pregnant with a man who's smaller????


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Answer by Paige K
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Question by phoenix_rogers: looking to add to our collection of sex toys.?
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Answer by KittyStitches
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